About husband and wife: statuses, beautiful expressions

About the husband and wife statuses, short expressions insocial networks, do not lose their popularity over the years. Feelings, situations and problems do not change with time. But the way of expressing them acquires more and more new forms.

Romantic about husband and wife: statuses and phrases

To convey your feelings, it does not have to beserious. About the husband and wife statuses are more often romantic. It's a way to show your partner your attitude, and even to remind yourself that the most valuable thing in life.

• "When your loved one is liked by someone else, do not be jealous and hot, you should be proud of the fact that you have got someone's dream."
• "A happy marriage is a terrible thing, it's forever!".
• "What do you want most, beloved?" "So that in 50 years you asked the same thing."
• "Never stop doing those cute things that you once fell in love with."
• "In fact, romance is not 101 roses and songs under the balcony." Romance is when your endless stories about gasoline listen with interest. "
• "A woman does not need much, enough to be loved."
• "You need to live with the one with whom you want to share three things: bread, thoughts and bed."
• "To really love is to wish the other to be happy, even if it's not to let him live with an unloved self."
• "In a happy marriage, all conversations seem too short."

Beautiful phrases about the family

Status of the husband and wife, beautiful phrases about true love can not only decorate the page in social networks, but also inspire others to seek their own happiness.

• "The main thing in life is family, work will not console your pain, your career will not wait at home."
• "I'm old-fashioned, I love my wife more than ever, and tomorrow I will love more than today."
• "Start your day beautifully with hot coffee, perfume and thoughts about your loved ones."
• "Everything is simple in life: relatives do not take offense, but understand, loved ones do not promise to be near, but come."
• "In a happy family, spouses wake up from being stopped hugging."
• "A sign of a happy family life - want to return home."
• "The best that parents can do for their children is to love one another."
• "Unshakable faith in each other brings people together for life."
• "The virtue of the wife is the honor and merit of her husband."

Funny statuses about husband and wife

People with a sense of humor are able to remind everyone that even the most difficult situations can be seen comical. That's why the status of a husband and wife are increasingly becoming ridiculous.

• "Message to her husband:" Take your son from the kindergarten today. Do not worry, he will know you. "
• "I managed to dissuade my husband from starting a mistress - the budget is not rubber, we will not draw it." I'd rather have a lover - an extra penny at home will come in handy. "
• "A good man should build a house, raise a son ... What else is on the wife's list?"
• "Never! Hear? Never ask if the husband liked the soup, if he is delighted with this mess."
• "A merry wife never gets upset when she comes to the mirror in the morning." She only smiles ominously and whispers to her husband: "So you must!".
• "In our family everything is divided fairly: I buy a fur coat, my husband - melting."
• "Layfak for men: persuade the seller of an alcoholic stall not to sell your wife anything without a passport, so she will be happy to run after you for beer."
• "Husband does not notice your work around the house? Stop doing it! Will soon notice."

Original statuses about husband and wife

Statuses about husband and wife with meaning can be non-standard:

• "The day of reconciliation with the consent in our family takes place in the store, I try on, he agrees."
• "My husband is an ideal, if he finds my nest egg, he puts some more money there."
• "Advise a gift to her husband if he already has everything I need?".
• "My grandmother also advised me not to bring my husband to a boil, otherwise he may evaporate, but not be cold.
• "Oh," how to explain to my husband that we were married, and I did not adopt him? "
• "Girls, you know how to change plans for your husband's evening? Write him a SMS:" I know where you're going! ".
• "Tip of the day for the girls: that the husband bought everything you want, drive him to the shops until he pleads with you to buy something, if only it's all over."
• "Never threaten a woman that if she does not lose weight, you will go to another." There is a risk that she will lose weight and go to another. "

Statuses about the husband

• "I would have killed my husband for a long time, but I can not - he was given to me under the signature in the registry office."
• "She brought home a kitten, it turned out that his wife was allergic to him, I think, whom to give?" He is cute, casual, growing 190 cm, blond, working as a driver. "
• "Can not understand the man's mind, how can he say that all my dresses are the same, and his screwdrivers are different?"
• "My husband is lucky. Well, it was necessary to marry so successfully!"
• "My husband has his own opinion, I regularly remind him of it."
• "Darling, your name is inscribed in the Red Book! In my passport."
• "Ladies, if your man is taken away from the family, put the bars on the windows and change the locks." To the back they did not return. "
• "I like to read the statuses about my husband's former wives at night." It's like taking sheep before bed. "

Statuses about the wife

• "It's not so terrible to return a husband from a business trip, as a wife with a corporate."
• "I will never ruin my wife's birthday, I do not remember when he was."
• "A woman needs happiness for a bit - her husband and everything else."
• "A wife can forgive a lot, except for one: if the husband does not understand how he was lucky with her."
• "In a wife you have to choose the one with whom you would have been friends all your life, whether she was a peasant."
• "Instead of a photo of his wife in a purse, it's time to put a note:" There could be your money here. "
• "My wife is very jealous, for her I am always either suspiciously sleepy, or suspiciously vigorous."
• "Stupid women follow their husbands, clever women - for themselves."

Statuses in social networks received a largeinfluence in modern life of a person. No wonder - with their help you can hint, share, confess to anything. But do not forget that this is not enough to express your feelings. Personal communication always remains in priority.